Friday, February 10, 2006

What were they thinking...

Have you ever seen a movie that had a scene in it with men in prison working out with weights and wondered to yourself…who the hell thought that was a good idea? If they really need exercise, there’s always Richard Simmons’s Sweatin’ to the Oldies.

Of course, there has never been a shortage of really bad ideas, so I present to you my personal mini-hall of fame of truly awful ideas:

Letting Roseanne Barr sing the national anthem

The XFL

Musical theatre

Talk radio

The lobotomy

Oprah having a book club

Three piece polyester suits

Hydrogen filled dirigibles

Hand feeding bears in the wild

The 8 track tape

Michael Jackson having children

Decaffeinated coffee

The Three Stooges continuing on after Curly died

Pepsi Clear

Turkey bacon

The comb over

Prohibition

Electing celebrities to any public office

The laser disc

Well, that’s my list, feel free to let me know if you think I’ve left out anything you think should be on the list.

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