Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Head butts and butt heads...

A jockey recently found himself in the news, not for winning a race but for head butting his horse. This has got to be one of the more bizarre bits of news I’ve heard in a while. Even his "apology" was a little strange: "I’m very sorry they had to see such a thing". To me, that sounds a little like "yeah, I’m sorry…sorry I got caught!" You’d think he’d be a bit more contrite considering it was done in front of a lot of people and recorded on video tape.

Anyway, I believe that a large part of the blame for this incident should go to Zinedine Zidane. You know, that idiot soccer player who cost France the world cup when he head butted an Italian player in the chest.

Also, I predict that this is only the beginning and this kind of thing is going to spread worldwide. Corporate executives will be head butting the guys in the mailroom, teachers will start head butting unruly students and George Bush will head butt every reporter he sees.

A deed that was once only committed by soccer hooligans and professional wrestlers will soon be common among distinguished scientists and gray haired grandmas. I’m not a biblical scholar, but I think this is one of the signs of the apocalypse…I’ll have to look it up. In the meantime, I’m off to buy myself some stock in an aspirin company…and a helmet.

3 comments:

Jenna Howard said...

He head butted...his horse?? Do you think the horse called him names like short-stuff, short-stack, little Napoleon? Because that's how one justifies a head-butt at a critical time in sports.

I'm still not over Zidane. Why, Zizou? WHY?!?!

The Drive-by Blogger said...

Sorry jenna, I didn't mean to bring up any painful memories :)

G said...

For lack of any better way to put it - thanks for the "heads up".

I think you may be on to something with this one.