As you may already know, Bill Gates has announced that he’s stepping down as the head of Microsoft to concentrate on his charity foundation. As noble as that may be, you know that a real "go getter" like Bill Gates is going to be busy with other things as well…things like:
Trying to talk Oprah, Donald Trump and George Lucas into doing an all billionaire version of "The Surreal Life".
Perfecting that 3D pornographic software he’s been promising himself.
Catching up on thirty years worth of "Field and Stream" magazines he hasn’t had the time to read.
Bribing as many officials as it takes to get legislation passed that will change the caption on all US currency to read "In Nerds We Trust".
Finding a way to permanently alter the human genome and rid the world of jocks once and for all.
Conducting exhaustive research on the bible to prove that his name is mentioned in there…somewhere.
Using GPS technology and a team of professional explorers to map the gigantic 125 million-dollar house he lives in.
Seriously Bill, if you find yourself having trouble burning through all that money…I’m here to help.