Daniel Radcliffe the star of the Harry Potter movies is scheduled to appear in a revival of the play Equus and as the young people say, he will “let it all hang out, man”. Hold on a moment please…I’ve just been informed that young people do not say that anymore. Well then, to put it plainly, the guy will be naked on stage.
It has been reported that not everyone connected to the Harry Potter franchise is happy about this, but I have it on good authority that J. K. Rowling, wearing a disguise and armed with binoculars, went to one of the rehearsals.
It would seem that Rowling was very “inspired” by what she saw. So much so in fact, that instead of ending the popular series as she had announced she would, Rowling is already at work on a new book and has plans for many more, including these…
Harry Potter and The Power of the Ivory Wand
Harry Potter and The Lair of the Enchanted MILF
Harry Potter and The Chamber of Consensual Bondage
Harry Potter and The Magic Bush
Harry Potter and The Return of Queen Burningloins of Clitonia
Harry Potter and The Buttocks of Adonis
Harry Potter and The Secret Shagging Society
So there you have it, the inside scoop on the future of Harry Potter, but if J. K. Rowling should happen to ask…you didn’t hear it from me.
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