Saturday, February 24, 2007

Hold on to your Hogwarts...

Daniel Radcliffe the star of the Harry Potter movies is scheduled to appear in a revival of the play Equus and as the young people say, he will “let it all hang out, man”. Hold on a moment please…I’ve just been informed that young people do not say that anymore. Well then, to put it plainly, the guy will be naked on stage.

It has been reported that not everyone connected to the Harry Potter franchise is happy about this, but I have it on good authority that J. K. Rowling, wearing a disguise and armed with binoculars, went to one of the rehearsals.

It would seem that Rowling was very “inspired” by what she saw. So much so in fact, that instead of ending the popular series as she had announced she would, Rowling is already at work on a new book and has plans for many more, including these…

Harry Potter and The Power of the Ivory Wand

Harry Potter and The Lair of the Enchanted MILF

Harry Potter and The Chamber of Consensual Bondage

Harry Potter and The Magic Bush

Harry Potter and The Return of Queen Burningloins of Clitonia

Harry Potter and The Buttocks of Adonis

Harry Potter and The Secret Shagging Society

So there you have it, the inside scoop on the future of Harry Potter, but if J. K. Rowling should happen to ask…you didn’t hear it from me.

Listed on


Diesel said...

I love it. I managed to keep from laughing until I got to the Chamber of Consensual Bondage.

Happy Inappropriate Card Day, TDB!

Claire said...


The Drive-by Blogger said...

Diesel- Hey, happy ICD to you too and thanks for making this the featured blog this week at

By the way, if that abbreviation of Inappropriate Card Day catches on, remember you heard it hear first.

Claire- Thank ye!

Jenna Howard said...

Who knew there really was magic in Harry's wand?

Diesel said...

You're welcome. It's about time some more people found out about your blog. I've got some other ideas for getting you some more exposure too. I'll be in touch....

Paul "FooDaddy" Brand said...

Harry Potter and the Latex Lagoon
Harry Potter and Oiler of the Penis (that one rhymes with a real title!)

I give up. I really can't top the Magic Bush one.

CSL said...

It's that Phoenix feather that keeps the wand rising again and again.