As you may already know, the space shuttle was recently sent up again and the crew has been busy with the construction of a space station. I don’t really know exactly what it’s going to be used for, but in case there are long periods when there are no astronauts working on science type stuff, I’ve come up with some alternative uses for the space station:
A new "secret" CIA prison
The next presidential library
A Star Trek themed bordello
The setting for a new reality show called "Battle of the Mustachioed Stars", featuring Tom Selleck and Geraldo Rivera in the first episode.
A maternity ward for privacy obsessed celebrities…I’m talking to you Angelina Jolie!
The first orbiting Wal-Mart
Headquarters for the Michael Jackson Search for Extraterrestrial Boys Program
A mandatory retirement home for all radio talk show hosts
Personally, I’m hoping for the reality show…come on Tom, kick his ass!