I was reading about Daniel Craig, the actor who has taken over the role of James Bond and it started me thinking about the old Bond films and how bizarre some of their titles were. So much so in fact, that someone who was completely unfamiliar with the 007 movies could easily be excused for thinking that…Goldfinger is a comedy about the world’s richest proctologist
Octopussy is a porno film for people with a fetish for cephalopods
Moonraker is a documentary about smuggling illegal immigrants into space
The Man with the Golden Gun is a cautionary tale about someone who knows much more about accumulating wealth than he does the manufacturing of quality firearms
Dr. No is about US physicians who oppose socialized medicine
You Only Live Twice is about some kind of abridged, Reader’s Digest version of reincarnation
The Spy Who Loved Me is a CIA recruitment film
Thunderball doesn’t even sound like a film title as much as it does a really painful testicular condition
Well, if all that doesn’t get Ian Fleming spinning in his grave, I don’t what will.
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